Joe Fucking Rules (dot com)

So I just went back to an old article I wrote for Destructoid a while ago, like a looooong time ago.  Turns out one of the people I critiqued ended up posting a response to my review of the event.  All I can say is “FUCKING WOW”.  First off, I gave his production company an A, so I don’t see what the problem was.  Secondly, when someone writes a review, don’t show up in the comments all ass-sore because of what that person’s opinion was.  Move the fuck on and harden up asswipe, I hope you aren’t walking around today all angry.  I wrote a snarky article, for a snarky site, that gave an honest opinion - DEAL with it.  There…I feel better.

I like vidya games and gadgets.  Send them to me.  I can be emailed at joey.buckets@gmail.com for mailing info.  The rules are simple (for those that have already emailed me demanding criteria and explanation of my reviews).

Most reviews boil down to one thing.  “Should I buy this”.  Now I could go on and on about the pros and cons of each thing I review.  But in todays fast paced society who has time for that shit?  Probably not you.  In fact you are probably reading this on an iPhone or a blackberry.  So I am using the K.I.S.S. method of gadget reviews.  Most companies strive for 5/5 reviews or 10/10.  My reviews are yes/no.  A pass/fail if you will.  Companies should be falling all over themselves to get me their products.  Can you imagine a game ad with “YES. -JoeF*&%ingRules.COM” plastered on it?  Epic.

So if you haven’t figured it out, my reviews are either “YES - you should buy this” or “No don’t buy this”.  Mmmkay?