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Cecil B. DeMille's The Ten Commandments

Sun, 12 Feb 2012 09:07:00 -0500

Hey George Lucas, Cecil B. DeMille is this much better than you… In a day and age where...

Joe Says: Which is it? Is Wikileaks an obvious government...

Wed, 02 Feb 2011 13:47:00 -0500

Joe Says: Which is it? Is Wikileaks an obvious government disinformation campaign or is it giving you blockbuster information, because it can’t be both. This site is loony enough, but the fact that it can’t keep its “facts” straight from one article to the next is absolutely amazing.

JOURNALISM!

Joe Says: This marathon is in progress...

Fri, 17 Sep 2010 18:15:16 -0400

Joe Says: This marathon is in progress right…fucking…now…

Joe Says: JOURNALISM! Thank you CNN for reminding me what the...

Thu, 16 Sep 2010 20:38:00 -0400

Joe Says: JOURNALISM! Thank you CNN for reminding me what the really important stories are all about…

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Bro Code Article 24 This is an excellent book for any father...

Thu, 10 Jun 2010 08:16:51 -0400

Bro Code Article 24

This is an excellent book for any father (old bro) or just someone who might forget “The Code” from time to time. Available anywhere books are sold, iBooks, Nook, and Kindle. HIMYM seems to be an equal opportunity whore.

ronworkman: itquotes: Dr. House

Mon, 24 May 2010 21:56:02 -0400

ronworkman:

itquotes: Dr. House

I’m so tired.

Wed, 05 May 2010 15:13:42 -0400

I’m so tired.

"Because we don’t know when we will die, we get to think of life as an inexhaustible well, yet..."

Sun, 02 May 2010 07:00:37 -0400

“Because we don’t know when we will die, we get to think of life as an inexhaustible...

My teeth rule…except the lower wisdom tooth on the...

Wed, 31 Mar 2010 11:28:07 -0400

My teeth rule…except the lower wisdom tooth on the right…we’re coming for you fucker…by any means necessary

Joe Says: Yes. ronworkman: (via namelessted) Note from Ron: I...

Sat, 06 Feb 2010 06:42:20 -0500

Joe Says: Yes.

ronworkman:

(via namelessted)

Note from Ron: I really like this aside from all the potty mouth. I’m not saying bad words are bad (trust me I of all people can’t gripe about that) I am only saying that they almost take away or make light of how simple yet powerful this statement can be. It’s a shame when I see people miss the point on religion because they get to caught up in trying to be religious.

Though I don’t believe in hell (if you step away and even attempt to use logic or you actually read the Bible you would get what I am saying) I do like the idea of going to hell just on the off chance I will be able to beat up every con-artist televangelist/faith healer ever. There is no greater sin to me personally than exploiting God or lying in his/her name.

Note: Here is a tip for those of you that are religious. Look up the word “Metaphor” and then check out the Bible again. It is actually pretty amazing when you realize an actual person didn’t actually live in a great fish and that Jesus is more of a message than an actual person.

Open Letter to ABC re: A Charlie Brown Christmas

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 06:57:00 -0500

TO: ABCFROM: Leon LynnRE: Desecration of “A Charlie Brown Christmas”12/8/09Dear ABC,How...

This is me and Norman Reedus. He stars in movies like Boondock...

Tue, 20 Oct 2009 23:30:00 -0400

This is me and Norman Reedus. He stars in movies like Boondock Saints and tv series like The Walking Dead. I write an amazing blog, women want to be with me and men want to be me. Both Norman and I are giving you the finger. Why? Because we fucking CAN!

Life is good.

Tue, 20 Oct 2009 18:32:00 -0400

Life is good.

Joe Says: Oh hai Monday!

Mon, 19 Oct 2009 07:20:00 -0400

Joe Says: Oh hai Monday!

"Reality leaves a lot to the imagination."

Sat, 12 Sep 2009 23:19:32 -0400

“Reality leaves a lot to the imagination.” - John Lennon

(via gynecologistcobra) Dear Mr. Dumbfuck, Did I spell that...

Wed, 29 Jul 2009 20:46:00 -0400

(via gynecologistcobra)

Dear Mr. Dumbfuck,

Did I spell that right? I have instructed my son to contradict you as many times as necessary until you get it right. I also explained that respect has to be earned, not given freely, and he doesn’t have to accept something just because an authority figure says its so. See now I had to teach him that too. Do we have to do EVERYTHING for you?

Best Regards,

Joe Fucking Rules

PS I have copied your letter and sent it with a little letter of my own to the principal which I hope will be included in your performance review. Don’t mess with the bull young man, you’ll get the horns.

In all seriousness though, my son has Aspergers, and I could totally picture him acting this way, you know, if I trusted the public school system with his education (I didn’t - he’s homeschooled) -JoeFuckingRules

Joe Says: What in the holy fuck have any of us done in our...

Wed, 29 Jul 2009 19:05:12 -0400

Joe Says: What in the holy fuck have any of us done in our lives. Time to get off my ass…

strangecousinsusan: dariuswhiteplume: via...

Mon, 27 Jul 2009 21:58:55 -0400

strangecousinsusan:

dariuswhiteplume:

via 23.media.tumblr.com

WORD.

lickystickypickyme: Typography by the talented Ronnie Bruce. I...

Mon, 06 Jul 2009 21:06:09 -0400

lickystickypickyme:

Typography by the talented Ronnie Bruce. I love to stumble and find fellow tumblrs in the mix.

Joe says: Word.

I truly love this man…and have blatantly stolen many a...

Mon, 06 Jul 2009 18:54:48 -0400

I truly love this man…and have blatantly stolen many a line with reckless abandon…