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Feline-Themed Fashion Accessory of the Day:...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l69zsnbEiH1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thedailywh.at/post/872626538/feline-themed-fashion-accessory-of-the-day" target="_blank"&gt;thedailywhat&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Feline-Themed Fashion Accessory of the Day:&lt;/strong&gt; Cat-shaped lipstick from &lt;a href="http://www.beautyhabit.com/paulandjoe_lipstickn.html" target="_blank"&gt;Paul &amp; Joe&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;For irresistably nommy lips.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;[&lt;a href="http://www.bellasugar.com.au/tag/Paul+%26+Joe+Cat+Lipstick" target="_blank"&gt;bellasugar&lt;/a&gt; / &lt;a href="http://www.notcot.org/post/32980/" target="_blank"&gt;notcot&lt;/a&gt;.]&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Joe Says: For the woman who despite her best friends efforts to get her out, insists on staying home…but still wants to dress up before she drinks alone…with her cat.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://joefuckingrules.com/post/872645614</link><guid>http://joefuckingrules.com/post/872645614</guid><pubDate>Wed, 28 Jul 2010 19:26:56 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Droids</title><description>MorbidKitten: I hope I get the Android 2.1 update one day...&#13;
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JFR: You should already have it, I...</description><link>http://joefuckingrules.com/post/866831423</link><guid>http://joefuckingrules.com/post/866831423</guid><pubDate>Tue, 27 Jul 2010 13:54:52 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Joe Says: I’m going to keep an eye on this guy…The...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/9btJ2kOpI38&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/9btJ2kOpI38&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Joe Says: I’m going to keep an eye on this guy…The “Regular, non-tek fat guy”.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://joefuckingrules.com/post/859049489</link><guid>http://joefuckingrules.com/post/859049489</guid><pubDate>Sun, 25 Jul 2010 21:13:43 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Joe Says: Apple should just put this out and be done with...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/VMl_71dqeR8&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/VMl_71dqeR8&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Joe Says: Apple should just put this out and be done with it…&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://joefuckingrules.com/post/852123399</link><guid>http://joefuckingrules.com/post/852123399</guid><pubDate>Fri, 23 Jul 2010 22:42:51 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Joe Says: Droid Does! (porn)</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/IraQfhlMwi4&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/IraQfhlMwi4&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Joe Says: Droid Does! (porn)&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://joefuckingrules.com/post/843059009</link><guid>http://joefuckingrules.com/post/843059009</guid><pubDate>Wed, 21 Jul 2010 21:59:25 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"I guess what I’d ask you to do, Mississippi, is go ahead and let there be something on the air that..."</title><description>“I guess what I’d ask you to do, Mississippi, is go ahead and let there be something on the...</description><link>http://joefuckingrules.com/post/819041422</link><guid>http://joefuckingrules.com/post/819041422</guid><pubDate>Fri, 16 Jul 2010 07:02:34 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Joe Says: Word. “Oh my god I think I just had an...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/FL7yD-0pqZg&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/FL7yD-0pqZg&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Joe Says: Word. “Oh my god I think I just had an aneurysm.  My cat is homeless now because I am no longer here”&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://joefuckingrules.com/post/787371211</link><guid>http://joefuckingrules.com/post/787371211</guid><pubDate>Thu, 08 Jul 2010 21:15:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>BP Considering Dividend Suspension...</title><description>BP Considering Dividend Suspension...: Joe Says: Now how about a bonus suspension for executives so...</description><link>http://joefuckingrules.com/post/690088385</link><guid>http://joefuckingrules.com/post/690088385</guid><pubDate>Sat, 12 Jun 2010 06:39:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Bro Code Article 24

This is an excellent book for any father...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3sss3J93n1qzv7w2o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Bro Code Article 24&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;This is an excellent book for any father (old bro) or just someone who might forget “The Code” from time to time.  Available anywhere books are sold, iBooks, Nook, and Kindle.  HIMYM seems to be an equal opportunity whore.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://joefuckingrules.com/post/683470850</link><guid>http://joefuckingrules.com/post/683470850</guid><pubDate>Thu, 10 Jun 2010 08:16:51 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>(via reasoninmadness)

Joe Says: Truth.  It stings.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3ofiovFVs1qzh8pro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://reasoninmadness.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;reasoninmadness&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Joe Says: Truth.  It stings.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://joefuckingrules.com/post/676210689</link><guid>http://joefuckingrules.com/post/676210689</guid><pubDate>Tue, 08 Jun 2010 06:25:50 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Ok all you iPad early adopters...</title><description>Joe Says: 
Don’t you feel silly?  I mean tomorrow they are going to announce iPad for...</description><link>http://joefuckingrules.com/post/670937360</link><guid>http://joefuckingrules.com/post/670937360</guid><pubDate>Sun, 06 Jun 2010 18:10:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>ronworkman:

itquotes: Dr. House
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2ybniG32r1qbwcaqo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://ronworkman.tumblr.com/post/629724100/house" target="_blank"&gt;ronworkman&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://itquotes.tumblr.com/post/629702360/house" target="_blank"&gt;itquotes&lt;/a&gt;: Dr. House&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://joefuckingrules.com/post/629806273</link><guid>http://joefuckingrules.com/post/629806273</guid><pubDate>Mon, 24 May 2010 21:56:02 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Joe Says: This one’s for my homey Ron Workman whom I...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/H4hGSR5njZE&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/H4hGSR5njZE&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Joe Says: This one’s for my homey Ron Workman whom I haven’t had the pleasure to speak with lately.  Even though this is old, it made me think of him immediately so I thought it was worth posting.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://joefuckingrules.com/post/602132502</link><guid>http://joefuckingrules.com/post/602132502</guid><pubDate>Sat, 15 May 2010 20:07:11 -0400</pubDate><category>ronworkman</category><category>og hicks ftw</category></item><item><title>My precious</title><description>&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2ethjLlXv1qzv7w2o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;My precious&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://joefuckingrules.com/post/598008206</link><guid>http://joefuckingrules.com/post/598008206</guid><pubDate>Fri, 14 May 2010 08:32:12 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Pocono Internet Broadcasting Company</title><description>Pocono Internet Broadcasting Company: Joe Says: Mind officially blown.  Bookmark that...</description><link>http://joefuckingrules.com/post/596578827</link><guid>http://joefuckingrules.com/post/596578827</guid><pubDate>Thu, 13 May 2010 20:49:47 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Joe Says: Not only do I have the incredible ability to...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l28dhodcyO1qzv7w2o1_r1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Joe Says: Not only do I have the incredible ability to “friend” the dearly departed, but they talk back.  Also, Nipsey…Fucking…Russell…&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://joefuckingrules.com/post/588184567</link><guid>http://joefuckingrules.com/post/588184567</guid><pubDate>Mon, 10 May 2010 21:01:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Let us honor all things ovarian</title><description>suddenly:

Let the fallopian festival begin. Celebrate, with us, the cervix, the uterus and that...</description><link>http://joefuckingrules.com/post/583875510</link><guid>http://joefuckingrules.com/post/583875510</guid><pubDate>Sun, 09 May 2010 08:27:31 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Joe Says: Ok Apple…ENOUGH!

via probablybadnews.com</title><description>&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l24vofQ37z1qzv7w2o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Joe Says: Ok Apple…ENOUGH!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;via &lt;a href="http://probablybadnews.com/" target="_blank"&gt;probablybadnews.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://joefuckingrules.com/post/582981274</link><guid>http://joefuckingrules.com/post/582981274</guid><pubDate>Sat, 08 May 2010 23:43:27 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"Apple will tell you that it needs its DRM lock-in to preserve the iPad’s “elegance.” But if..."</title><description>“Apple will tell you that it needs its DRM lock-in to preserve the iPad’s “elegance.”...</description><link>http://joefuckingrules.com/post/582775727</link><guid>http://joefuckingrules.com/post/582775727</guid><pubDate>Sat, 08 May 2010 22:09:53 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Joe Says: This is Cory Doctorow on TVOntario Podcast about why...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://joefuckingrules.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/582762418/tumblr_l24r275t7F1qzv7w2&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Joe Says: This is Cory Doctorow on TVOntario Podcast about why Apple and it’s iPad should be a no-go zone for content creators.  Very thoughtful indeed.  Also buy his book “Little Brother” if you want a good read.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;via &lt;a href="http://www.tvo.org/cfmx/tvoorg/searchengine/index.cfm?page_id=613&amp;action=blog&amp;subaction=viewPost&amp;post_id=12493&amp;blog_id=485" target="_blank"&gt;TVO.org&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://joefuckingrules.com/post/582762418</link><guid>http://joefuckingrules.com/post/582762418</guid><pubDate>Sat, 08 May 2010 22:03:43 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
