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gingerspice: (via ashesweallfalldown)

Thu, 25 Feb 2010 12:14:39 -0500

gingerspice:

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I'm officially a Little League dad...

Sat, 20 Feb 2010 15:42:00 -0500

I’m now a Little League dad…goodbye Challenger League (Baseball League for Handicapped...

Joe Says: Today I got Pwned by my 7 year old. 3 things to keep...

Mon, 08 Feb 2010 17:38:23 -0500

Joe Says: Today I got Pwned by my 7 year old. 3 things to keep in mind that make this funny:

She never used chat before
Morgan is her sister, who lives in the same house, and was watching her type
She is Fucking 7 years old!

Joe Says: Yes. ronworkman: (via namelessted) Note from Ron: I...

Sat, 06 Feb 2010 06:42:20 -0500

Joe Says: Yes.

ronworkman:

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Note from Ron: I really like this aside from all the potty mouth. I’m not saying bad words are bad (trust me I of all people can’t gripe about that) I am only saying that they almost take away or make light of how simple yet powerful this statement can be. It’s a shame when I see people miss the point on religion because they get to caught up in trying to be religious.

Though I don’t believe in hell (if you step away and even attempt to use logic or you actually read the Bible you would get what I am saying) I do like the idea of going to hell just on the off chance I will be able to beat up every con-artist televangelist/faith healer ever. There is no greater sin to me personally than exploiting God or lying in his/her name.

Note: Here is a tip for those of you that are religious. Look up the word “Metaphor” and then check out the Bible again. It is actually pretty amazing when you realize an actual person didn’t actually live in a great fish and that Jesus is more of a message than an actual person.

Wow...Toys for Tots is in trouble...

Sat, 19 Dec 2009 12:04:00 -0500

Wow...Toys for Tots is in trouble...: Joe Says: Economic woe, crappity crap. People have become so...

Open Letter to ABC re: A Charlie Brown Christmas

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 06:57:00 -0500

TO: ABCFROM: Leon LynnRE: Desecration of “A Charlie Brown Christmas”12/8/09Dear ABC,How...

Opportunity #1 to not be a dick this holiday...

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 10:13:40 -0500

Opportunity #1 to not be a dick this holiday...: Joe Says: You know how I’m preaching the...

My Christmas Wish - The Best Effing Christmas Ever! My Christmas...

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 08:18:00 -0500

My Christmas Wish - The Best Effing Christmas Ever!

My Christmas wish this year is for complete holiday disruption. I want to disrupt the notion that the holidays are about: sales, things, and fighting over what is and is not acceptable to call the season. I want to get back to the core of what made this time of year so great. Sure, it may seem like a lofty goal. After all, I am but a simple blogger who likes to say “fuck” a lot and I am up against a billion dollar consumer-based industry. Maybe I can’t change the entire world, but if I can change the season for a few folks, by all rights they will pass it on and over time change will come. In order for things to change, they have to start somewhere, and I say let it begin with me.

What am I asking you to do? I’m asking that you first and foremost take care of your families. Do not overextend yourself trying to buy the perfect gift. Odds are that it will be a fleeting moment of happiness. Do something that will last a lifetime instead. Do you realize that your children remember doing an activity with you (no matter how insignificant it seems to you at the time) far more than any gift they’ve ever received? In fact, do something unexpected for someone you don’t even know with your children. Teach them about the good feeling that comes with charity and selflessness. Not only will it have a lasting impression on them, but the world as well, because odds are they will remember it and want to do it again. Again, be responsible. Don’t buy something to donate if you can’t afford it, donate some time instead.

What kinds of things can you do?

Make a Wish - they need volunteers, they need money, they need unusual things like frequent flier miles…

Any Soldier - send supplies to a soldier overseas

Child’s Play - donate to help children’s hospitals worldwide

Habitat for Humanity - donate funds, materials or time to build homes for the homeless

These are just a few ideas to get you going. Even better than helping a “brand name” charity is to help one locally. This would involve you going out and actually getting involved in your own community and helping people you know (or didn’t know) that needed help. Whatever you decide, just do something! This isn’t a bleeding heart plea, or me being condescending. I really do want to change things.

Let’s start now, and make it someone ELSE’s Best Fucking Christmas ever!

If you are in the least bit inspired by this, and want to help me in this endeavor please email me with your idea or success story at besteffingchristmasever@gmail.com.

Joe Says: One more time for the cheap seats…Buying shit,...

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 07:27:01 -0500

NOT FUCKING IMPORTANT

FUCKING IMPORTANT

Joe Says: One more time for the cheap seats…Buying shit, is not nearly important as touching someone else’s life and making it better. We clear?

Joe Says: Don’t worry if you fucked up, you are a Plasma...

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 21:30:42 -0500

Joe Says: Don’t worry if you fucked up, you are a Plasma TV away from your hubbie forgetting that drunken fling while you were away on business. You are a Wii away from the kids forgetting that you never play with them. You are an iPod away from your wife forgetting that you never tell her you love her anymore. But are you really? THINK BEFORE YOU BUY. Also, try paying down the bills first. Your kids can’t enjoy a Wii if they don’t have a house to play it in, or electricity to run it. Teach them what is important about the holidays and they will NEVER be disappointed. Consumerist fucks, do I have to teach you everything?

What is joefuckingrules.com?

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 18:22:07 -0500

The answer? I’m not quite sure. I know what I want it to be. I want it to affect people, I...

The Forza Conundrum...

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 11:08:32 -0500

I have not yet reached any of the higher levels yet in driver skill or car recognition. How does...

The Truth Hurts aka "If you are going to stage something, expect an honest review"

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 20:59:46 -0500

So I just went back to an old article I wrote for Destructoid a while ago, like a looooong time...

Photo

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 16:12:03 -0500

Photo

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 16:09:43 -0500

Today's Creativity...Yeah I'm not leaving the couch...

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 11:54:21 -0500

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 Review

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 10:29:00 -0500

Joe Says: I am famous for my one word reviews. In this instance, however, since I am sufficiently...

ghost-train: I DON’T EVEN KNOW ANYMORE Joe Says:...

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 19:42:32 -0500

ghost-train:

I DON’T EVEN KNOW ANYMORE

Joe Says: …well….I don’t think there is anything to add to this one, really.

ghost-train: Is it wrong that I thought “Oh hey look! The “I...

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 19:41:15 -0500

ghost-train:

Is it wrong that I thought “Oh hey look! The “I like turtles” kid grew up!”

Joe Says: You are doing it wrong. Mix and match does not work. Also, it is not expressing yourself at this point, it is a desperate cry for help.

Joe Says: Vampires don’t talk about their feelings with...

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 22:25:22 -0500

Joe Says: Vampires don’t talk about their feelings with you. They don’t fill your naughty bits with a longing. They fucking eat you. Any other stories should be relegated to the 50-something beach reading aisle at Target. If you feel differently…you are wrong.