Joe Fucking Rules (dot com)

Joe Says: Don’t worry if you fucked up, you are a Plasma TV away from your hubbie forgetting that drunken fling while you were away on business.  You are a Wii away from the kids forgetting that you never play with them.  You are an iPod away from your wife forgetting that you never tell her you love her anymore.  But are you really?  THINK BEFORE YOU BUY.  Also, try paying down the bills first.  Your kids can’t enjoy a Wii if they don’t have a house to play it in, or electricity to run it.  Teach them what is important about the holidays and they will NEVER be disappointed.  Consumerist fucks, do I have to teach you everything?