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Joe Says:

Don’t you feel silly?  I mean tomorrow they are going to announce iPad for Verizon.  Just in case you forgot, that is the better cellular service.   That announcement is the reason AT&T is punishing you with higher data rates as of tomorrow.  Because the early adopters will use up all their bandwidth and nobody will finance their shitty 3G after tomorrow who isn’t already locked into an AT&T iPad.  Its pretty much their way of saying “Daddy had a bad day at work, so he has little tolerance for your shit”.  Also all you people considering buying an iPad tonight to get “grandfathered” in to the iPad no limit plan because you are all brilliant…

You aren’t that smart.  Read the fine print.  It will no longer be at will.  Once you cancel your unlimited plan, you will only be able to choose from the new plans.  So either stay at the 30 bucks a month for unlimited or lose it forever.

Just goes to show, early adopters get the shaft from Apple like 90% of the time.  Enjoy hipsters.

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