September 2009
133 posts
Blackberry Angst
Me: Why the fuck do I need 2 blackberries?
BB Pearl: Because work gave me to you, and unless you want to lose your job you must keep me.
Me: Ok, you're safe....
BB Storm: Because I control your TiVo
Me: You can do that? GTFO...
BB Storm: Yep, 4 REaLz
Me: Shit....(pays bill)
ok, I have a 5 year old and a two year old,. the 5...
autismsucks:
vindicatedcommunications:
(via autismsucks)
Cop and a robber, yellow and red M&M, Buzz and Woody, Obama and Biden (just kidding!)
lol.. if only I could get the older one to get a dark tan by halloween..lol„, cop and robber sounds cute
Mario and Luigi.
Or C3PO and R2D2.
Or Abbott and Costello (autistic kids make GREAT straight men - my son is top notch)
Pope bitten by radioactive spider...
Moments later he donned his new crimefighting outfit and proclaimed that evil-doers should beware…
Remember when Bush did this and Obama promised to... →
ronworkman:
It’s OK. I’m sure you don’t and I doubt you care. It was an outlined campaign promise though. Hey, maybe we can get another photo op drinking a beer or playing with a lightsaber! That will get reblogged because its “Cool” and for some reason the only thing people care about concerning the leader of the U.S. is that he is “Cool.”
Joe Says: Its amazing how different your perspective...
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My Favorite Email Scam So Far...
I am Chow Yong, an attorney at law. A deceased client of mine who shares the same last name with you,died as result of a heart-related condition in March 12th 2007 . This heart condition was due to the death of all the members of his family in the Indian Ocean earth quake on the 26th December 2004 in Sichuan province of China. http://en.wikipedia.org/wik/2004 Indian Ocean earth quake. I have...
Time Waster for Today: Achievement Unlocked! →
Very smart, and yes probably old, but at least its not Topherchris OLD…
“The best thing about tumblr is that you can spend hours writing something and...”
– Name witheld to protect the Tumblr
Joe Says: Always remember tumblr folk, nobody finds you half as fascinating as YOU DO.
“#628411 +(2616)- [X]
: A lady came up to me on the street, pointed at my suede...”
– http://bash.org/?628411 (via andibelieveinmiracles)
WatchJoe Says: Uhm…just fucking wow. Ron? I’m too brain fried to deal with Chuck right now…and yes I think he is way fucking wrong.
I just found something that could put anyone... →
Joe Says: Click the link, turn up the volume on your laptop, and lower the screen. Close your eyes…if you aren’t out like a fucking light in minutes you aren’t human.
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Pearl Jam "Backspacer" Review Update and iTunes LP...
So I finally downloaded the LP extras successfully. Apparently if you haven’t allowed iTunes 9.0 to reorganize your media files then it breaks the LP downloads. Nice job Apple! An upgrade that breaks your big selling feature that you just had a press conference to announce! Here is how to fix your LP download errors…
1)Go to File > Library > Organize Library, and then...
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Review: Pearl Jam "Backspacer"
From the moment Pearl Jam rips through the opening notes of “Gonna See my Friend” to Eddie’s final naked cries on “The End” I was constantly entertained. I’m a fan of Pearl Jam’s early work, but somewhere in the late 90’s and early 2000’s they lost me. If this album is any indication of where they are headed, then count me back in.
Lets...
“New York City…Such a beautiful disease…”
– Norah Jones
“Writing is great…but there’s so many words…too many...”
– Eddie Vedder
Free game for ye pirates... →
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HEY PAUL!
Definition of Balls
The first update to your “band“‘s website in over 6 months is a reminder to visit the store to buy a $50 t-shirt. Wow…just fucking wow.
Also, you have not been Guns N Roses since 1993 so quit living a lie Axl.
Tumblr Has Totally Fucked Up My Priorities...
Wife: What are you doing?
Me: Trying to beat coke-nose and win the internets.
Wife: Yeah...We're pretty much done...
“I will never take the swine flu vaccine because I already have it; it’s called...”
– Maddox (via ronworkman)
Microsoft Sets Up Zune HD for Failure — Again →
(via saywhaaaaat)
Joe Says: Good Read, and a lot of painful truth…
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Mixed Signals - ZuneHD Apps →
Joe Says: After all the ZuneHD hubub, Microsoft comes out and says it won’t be an open marketplace for Apps. Then (through the link above) the ‘Soft puts out XNA dev tools. Uhm…yeah…nothing says consistency like saying one thing and doing another…This leads me to believe that the ZuneHD will have an indie games/Apps channel like the XBOX Marketplace, the main...
I don't think I've ever laughed so hard at a... →
Jessica Simpson’s dog snatched by a coyote
