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June 2009

44 posts

“I = Hypocrite…. I just cached the Michael Jackson tribute station on...”

– Joe of “joefuckingrules.com”

No one is happier about the death of Michael...

(via logandavis) Word.

ronworkman: corygrimes: willzone: On September 18th, 1979 Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson were both guests on the Tonight Show w. Johnny Carson which was co-hosted by Ed McMahon. Joe says: If I played in the house band that night I wouldn’t even leave the fucking house for the next month…

TFHT - Tin Foil Hat Thursday

Today’s TFHT topic is Government Control. When Republicans are in: businesses run rampant, everyone has money, and we live in a police state where anyone can be snatched off the street under the Patriot Act with no due process. Wnen Democrats are in: government tries to control everything, everyone is broke, and we live in a police state where anyone can be snatched off the street under...

The Life Cycle of a Vidya Game →

Everybody Knows Leonard Cohen Everybody knows...

You Are What you Eat? →

Street Advertiser | San Antonio, TX | 1-Person Household | Lives on $432 fixed monthly income | 2007 Owner of Defunct Amusement Park | Alpine, TX | 1-Person Household | Former WW II Prisoner of War | 2007 Joe says: I don’t know why, but this is fascinating…and makes me feel like such a voyeur. I don’t know if I’d want anyone to see my fridge. I’d almost...

thedailywhat: Teaser Trailer of the Day: M. Night Shyamalan’s highly anticipated live-action adaptation of Avatar: The Last Airbender gets its first official teaser trailer. The film’s release date is set for July 2, 2010, so, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to sleep for a year. [via.] Note from Joe: For last few years I’ve been fighting my kids for control of the tv when this show comes...

Stay out of other people's living rooms...

Everyone is talking about this show and whether or not these two folks will get divorced. Whenever I hear that I say one thing, “8 kids are about to have their lives totally fucked up and this is entertaining for you?” People suck. Voyeuristic scum. I should also add that these people suck for putting their dirty laundry out for public consumption. Disgusting.

“I’m fucking pissed as hell right now. I connected a computer into the...”

– Nick Goebel on “Router Trouble”

Happy Father's Day...Yo Joe!

So is the annual tradition, I return to one of the many homes of my youth and visit the father. Also part of the tradition is to sort through one of the many boxes littered with remnants of my youth. This is the gem I found this year… Yep I was a GI Joe fanboy. I saved flag points and owned all members of the GI Joe Team, all the weapons, and all the vehicles. I sent away for Sgt....

Joe's Fucking One Word Reviews

I like vidya games and gadgets. Send them to me. I can be emailed at joey.buckets@gmail.com for mailing info. The rules are simple (for those that have already emailed me demanding criteria and explanation of my reviews). Most reviews boil down to one thing. “Should I buy this”. Now I could go on and on about the pros and cons of each thing I review. But in todays fast paced...

1 Word Tech Review - Knight Rider GPS by Mio

Knight Rider GPS by Mio This one word review stuff is getting a great response. Got the Mio Knight Rider last christmas and never reviewed it. My Review - Yes

Why is it that when I laugh at fat people I’m mean, but when you put them on tv and make them do tricks it is considered “must see tv”? Isn’t that a little pot-kettle?

One word game reviews...

Game journalism/reviewing is taking itself way to seriously these days. Commenting on one console’s graphical wizardry or the audio ambiance. I prefer the simple yes or no format. Simple to the point… My first review: Yes. (do you have 2009? - Then the answer is no) See how easy that was?

I don’t know what I like better about this…the zombies or Woody Harrelson…

logandavis: Dropkick Murphys - I’m Shipping up to...

Yeah I heard this today and can’t get it out...

She deserves it, i mean who the hell falls asleep in a tattoo parlor, let alone when its your fucking face. Also, did you see that tattoo artist? Really? Not my first choice…or my second…hell I don’t think he made the list, but I do think he’s in the remake of The People Under the Stairs. Jesus… I do not have 56 stars tattooed on my face due to stupidity. This...

A Hard-Core Proposal For Gamers →

Every game, in addition to the standard easy, medium and expert modes, must have a “1988 mode.” In 1988 mode, you don’t get to save the game, ever. If you lose, you start over from the beginning of the game. Every hit from an enemy reduces your hit points by 25 percent, minimum. Extra lives and hit points are tough to come by, not handed out like Mardi Gras beads to bosomy exhibitionists. This...

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Because I can; but more importantly because I do. Pure. Simple.