October 2009
52 posts
“That’s like bringing…a little gun….to a…gunfight.”
– Detective Greenly Boondock Saints II
Oct 21st
Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day (P)Review
Sometimes movies exist that don’t find an audience until many years after they are made.  Sometimes movies exist that don’t get the backing of a studio and wander the desert until a deal is cut for what amounts to straight-to-dvd.  Boondock Saints was just such a movie.  I did not find it until a year or two ago, and count myself lucky.  I only had to wait a short time for the sequel. ...
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The Saints are coming....
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Extra Life - Ustream Link →
This is where you will be able to see our team’s  shenanigans.  The morning will not be televised, but around noon today you can peep us playing games.
Oct 17th
You didn't think you'd get off that easy did you?
Haden Diagnosed as an infant, Acute lymphoid leukemia (ALL) Allen Diagnosed at 8, acute myeloid leukemia Luis Diagnosed at 4, osteosarcoma Garrett Diagnosed at 2, brain tumor Now that you have met some of the kids, consider clicking the link below and donating to help other kids survive and receive treatment for pediatric cancer. LINK FOR MY TEAM IN THE EXTRA LIFE 24 HOURS OF...
Oct 17th
Money where my mouth is...
I will donate .10 for every person that reblogs this.  Apparently asking YOU to give is too much.  I will give.  You reblog.  Fair enough? Extra Life is a charity that benefits the Texas Children’s Hospital which specializes in Pediatric Cancer.
Oct 17th
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Tumblarity Hates Cancer Kids...
The more I post about The more Tumblarity falls.  I don’t care…help me help cancer kids. CLICK HERE TO DONATE TO THE TEAM* *Every time I get a donation Topherchris gets a menstrual cramp.  SRSLY.
Oct 17th
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Ok, I didn't want to have to put this out there...
But since it worked on my personal mailer I will drop some knowledge on you. If you don’t help a cancer kid, your nuts will fall off.  Seriously.  And if you don’t have nuts, it is instant cankles. CLICK HERE TO AVOID BAD THINGS AND HELP OUT CANCER KIDS
Oct 16th
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Thanks Tumblrs! Teammates/Donations are coming in!
I don’t know some of the folks, but that makes this even cooler.  I thank you and the Extra Life folks will be happy too! CLICK HERE TO NOT BE A DOUCHEBAG AND HELP KIDS WITH CANCER
Oct 16th
Meet Hayden
Cancer is the second leading cause of death among children, but today’s aggressive therapies and innovative support systems are greatly improving their odds. Looking at 11-year-old Haden today, you’d never guess he learned to walk with an IV pole. Haden was diagnosed as an infant with the most common childhood cancer, acute lymphoid leukemia (ALL), a form of leukemia that attacks the bone...
Oct 16th
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Oct 16th
Do Something Good You Heartless Cocks... →
This is my donation page.   It is a gaming marathon for the Texas Children’s Hospital.  Give a buck, or just drop a line showing support.  Better yet join my team and hit up your more well off friends for the scratch.  This thing kicks off tomorrow at 8AM Eastern and I will be live blogging it for the full 24 hours so you know you got your money’s worth.  Please give, help a sick...
Oct 16th
OMG. I AM NOT DEAD.
sistermarymartha: THIS IS A SURPRISE. Joe Says: Capn Crunch Crunchberries.  Cures everything.
Oct 16th
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If you ever wanted to know what "HAPPY" tasted...
Joe Says: Its this motherfucker right here.  Cap’n Crunch Crunchberries.  This ALWAYS makes me feel happy.  If you eat a bowl of this and are still feeling “off” then you have no soul.
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Oct 14th
Oh, crap. My friend got the Kate Gosselin...
(via yosamanthrax) Joe Says: Watch out, that cut makes people go all bitch-tastic.
Oct 12th
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Why the "Liking" Heart Feature is so great...
Look, I’m a douchebag.  Daily.  24-7.  Its like, my thing.  To some its a turnoff, to others its nonstop hilarity.  I just say things.  Usually true, usually unfiltered.  Sometimes I see posts of tragedy on Tumblr, and unless I reblog it, I can’t comment on the post.  I can only “like” it, by clicking the heart.  Anyone that knows me always has to confirm with me whether it...
Oct 12th
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What should I be for Halloween?
Me: So what should I be for Halloween?
MorbidKitten: I think that you should be a douchebag for Halloween.
Me: I'm already there though, should I throw some zombie into it? Zombie Douchebag?
MorbidKitten: Yeah, add in the zombie, that should do it.
Oct 12th
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Commentary: Social Media on XBOX LIVE, Do we need...
With all of the various technologies converging, we are now starting to get our peanut butter in our chocolate and vice-versa.  I do “get it”.  It is far easier (and lazier) to reach out for people with 1 click versus opening up several web tabs and retyping a similar thought or statement.  However, there is a downside to all of the convergence.  Sometimes I actually LIKE to keep...
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Oct 11th
Call me (not really, just leave me a voicemail)
Joe Says: Are you bored?  Leave me a voicemail, I will be editing an interesting mp3 out of the best ones.  The sexier (and/or creepier) the better.  I promise you will like this. (Oh and by default it blocks your phone number if you click “Private” so don’t worry about me calling you back…unless you want me too…I’ll bring the Oreos, you supply the milk) ...
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Oct 10th
Countdown to SexyTime.
(via fullflavored) Joe Says: Dear Lord I miss sexytime.  I now live vicariously through you, so git’r done.
Oct 9th
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WatchWatch
thedailywhat: Movie Trailer of the Day: First full-length trailer for Toy Story 3, leaked three days early. Also: Character posters! Toy Story 3 will hit theaters June 18, 2010. [via.] Joe Says: I really love the bulk of Pixar’s work.  I look forward to this with cautious optimism
Oct 9th
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Analysis: Did Obama win Nobel for not being Bush? →
ronworkman: I love CNN’s ability to make 5 or more stories out of 1 thing. A message for both sides: Bush was nominated for a Nobel Prize so ease up on the Captain Universe shit with Obama. That said, Al Gore won one for speculative research which was incorrect but it raised awareness for a greater cause. Yes, I know, you loved his movie. Well that didn’t make anything fact based but good came...
Oct 9th
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yosamanthrax: I need someone to drink three pitchers of beer with me.  That sounds like fun. Joe Says: I am a short 8 hour drive away (I think), can you wait until 3AM?
Oct 9th
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Joe Says: I cannot tell you how much I love this.
Oct 3rd
ListenThe Who - Squeezebox Joe Says:  Hooray for...
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