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thedailywhat:

Feline-Themed Fashion Accessory of the Day: Cat-shaped lipstick from Paul & Joe.
For irresistably nommy lips.
[bellasugar / notcot.]


Joe Says: For the woman who despite her best friends efforts to get her out, insists on staying home…but still wants to dress up before she drinks alone…with her cat.

thedailywhat:

Feline-Themed Fashion Accessory of the Day: Cat-shaped lipstick from Paul & Joe.

For irresistably nommy lips.

[bellasugar / notcot.]

Joe Says: For the woman who despite her best friends efforts to get her out, insists on staying home…but still wants to dress up before she drinks alone…with her cat.

Droids

MorbidKitten:
I hope I get the Android 2.1 update one day...
JFR:
You should already have it, I think 2.2 is Froyo
MorbidKitten:
Hm...maybe I actually have it. It says that the firmware is 2.1-update1.
I don't know any of the names of the updates, though...
JFR:
Froyo is 2.2, I think, and it may come out August 6th. That's the one that is supposed to turn our droids into flying unicorns that shit gold coins.
MorbidKitten:
Now I really can't wait...

Joe Says: I’m going to keep an eye on this guy…The “Regular, non-tek fat guy”.

Joe Says: Apple should just put this out and be done with it…

Joe Says: Droid Does! (porn)

I guess what I’d ask you to do, Mississippi, is go ahead and let there be something on the air that you don’t like, because your neighbor may like it; somebody in your family may like it; and you may benefit from hearing it. I think it’s a shame when people want to stop something from being on the air because they don’t agree with it. There’s a lot of things on television that I hate, but I’m glad they’re there, and I watch them. I don’t like Glenn Beck; I don’t like Bill O’Reilly. But I watch them, and the reason I do is because I want to understand people I disagree with; I think you grow from that. I’m glad that this country has such a wide spectrum of ideas, and that everyone can express them.

comedian Louis C.K., in a video response to Mississippi Public Broadcasting dropping Terry Gross’ NPR show Fresh Air because a caller to a Mississippi state school complained after hearing an episode in which C.K. explained to Gross that he always has sex with a T-shirt on (via samit)

Joe Says: Word. “Oh my god I think I just had an aneurysm.  My cat is homeless now because I am no longer here”

BP Considering Dividend Suspension... 

Joe Says: Now how about a bonus suspension for executives so it isn’t just retirees and investors who are affected by BP’s mistakes?  No mention of that.  Just sayin’


Bro Code Article 24

This is an excellent book for any father (old bro) or just someone who might forget “The Code” from time to time.  Available anywhere books are sold, iBooks, Nook, and Kindle.  HIMYM seems to be an equal opportunity whore.

Bro Code Article 24

This is an excellent book for any father (old bro) or just someone who might forget “The Code” from time to time.  Available anywhere books are sold, iBooks, Nook, and Kindle.  HIMYM seems to be an equal opportunity whore.

(via reasoninmadness)

Joe Says: Truth.  It stings.

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